You buy The Fault in Our Stars but you don’t read it. It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right in your shelf, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
Homestuck © Andrew Hussie
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Voices © me so dont stea
Recorded in one take. Everybody has done one
Jacob’s demo reel AKA Every single homestuck voice acting audition or demo reel ever
I COULDN’T HANDLE SOLLUX I JUST COULD NOT. HANDLE. SOLLUX.
KANAYA SOUDNS LIKE MRS DOUBTFIRE TIHIS SIS
IM GONNA PISS
OH YM GODOHJSF
(Source: clothobuerocracy, via homestuck-and-randomness)